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Srepliomerium

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Srepliomerium's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9072) - you deserved it (77403)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

#18191670
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43043) - you deserved it (4209)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML

#18183017
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17513) - you deserved it (34671)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26926) - you deserved it (48430)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, I pressed snooze on my alarm clock for one of the first times ever. I ended up being late to my 8am class, and when I showed up, I couldn't start the projector. I called Tech Support. They came... and pushed the large button labeled "power." The whole class laughed. FML

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I saw an old man on his porch. Being friendly, I waved at him as I ran by. Apparently his idea of greeting someone is pelting them with stones. FML

#18087058
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24663) - you deserved it (2606)

On 10/27/2011 at 4:06am - misc - by unlucky - United States (Texas)

Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML

#17984134
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32980) - you deserved it (6437)

On 10/14/2011 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by myasshurts - United States (Michigan)

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

#17810986
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38879) - you deserved it (8153)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

#16926272
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10036) - you deserved it (61935)

On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent 2 hours making the perfect card for my dad for Father's Day. When I handed it to him, he smiled and said "Thank you" and then killed a fly with it. I found it in the trash a couple of hours later. FML

#16752985
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37324) - you deserved it (4120)

On 06/19/2011 at 10:17pm - kids - by Heartbroken (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43001) - you deserved it (5120)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

#16589180
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37979) - you deserved it (4973)

On 06/10/2011 at 12:59am - love - by ouchmyeye (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

#15087655
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21847) - you deserved it (27082)

On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11994) - you deserved it (41934)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17556) - you deserved it (81339)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)



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