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Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML
by td1078 / 05/24/2012 at 11:50am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
- Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's… Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make… Today, I discovered that my wife actually encourages my three year-old son to sleep in our bed, as…