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Squtchy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 March 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 242
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Squtchy : Computer + Phone = Life

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Squtchy's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was on the couch taking a nap, it started violently shaking. I panicked and chased my family outside, convinced it was an earthquake. It was just the cat trapped inside the couch. FML

Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML

Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78899) - you deserved it (2918)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by marriedwithfamily (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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