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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 November 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 59
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>taylor27gang</b> - the 08/29/2013 at 1:19pm

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Squirrelie's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43008) - you deserved it (7334)

On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

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182 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by Aprilfools (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15966) - you deserved it (152977)

On 04/01/2009 at 6:42am - misc - by blackvogue (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (280173) - you deserved it (51826)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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