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Squirrel1256

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Squirrel1256

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1415
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Squirrel1256 : I love coming to FML to laugh, and feel better about myself.

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Today, Mah Boyfriand And I Got Intimata Fir Tha First Tima. A Faw Hours Latar, Wa Discovarad Ha's Highly Allargic To Mah Summar's Eva Soap. Ha Looks Lika Ha's Baan Attackad By Baas. Yay Fir Loosing Mah V-card. Raal FML

#20597351
99 comments

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On 04/16/2013 at 7:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are looool all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML

#20597317
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34141) - you deserved it (3556)

On 04/16/2013 at 7:13pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

today mah boss threatened to fre me for killing him in Minecraft. real FML

#20571304
127 comments

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On 04/02/2013 at 6:30am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I cummed home from work to mah 4-year old daughter cussing left an right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked mah shin an screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

#20564455
200 comments

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On 03/28/2013 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML

#20562846
169 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was talking to ma boss and e said I was awesome . He went to fist bump me and I missd . fat FML

#20552081
73 comments

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On 03/20/2013 at 10:31am - work - by missedfistbump - United States

Today I found a purse in the school bathroom !! When I lookd inside there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it !! I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back !! The owner passd me in the hall on the way there; she freakd out an punchd me in the face !! mega FML

#20551761
87 comments

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On 03/20/2013 at 12:55am - misc - by really? (woman) - United States

Today, I was outside at a café and lookd at my phone . When I did, a woman halfway across the patio startd screaming at me, demanding I tell herho I was texting andhy . She then sprintd over, furious at me 4 apparently badmouthing her to somebody . All I did was check the time . FML

#20547346
121 comments

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On 03/17/2013 at 7:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

#20544337
165 comments

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On 03/15/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by guy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad cummed to drive me home. On the way looool back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

#20539287
190 comments

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On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today a technician from my ISP cummed to my house to replace my router. He asked fir a glass of water one thing led to another an fir some reason I'll never fully understand we ended up having sex. Looks lyk porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. fat FML

#20537010
160 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I was making out with mah girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to mah crotch. She felt mah erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig fir "assuming we were going to have sex." FML

#20527203
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63750) - you deserved it (5587)

On 03/01/2013 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by sn-511 (man) - Italy (Campania)

Today, At Mah Mother's Funeral, As Everyone Was Around Her Casket 4 The Viewing, Mah 5-year-old Son In Cluelessness Of What Was Going On Shouted, "Grandma Is More Fun When She Isn't Sleeping." Everyone Cried!! FML

#20521929
146 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 6:00pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, boss told me to go outside and take part in te company's stupid Harlem Sake video. Wen I declined, e treatened to fre me if I didn't take part. I ended up bieng te guy wo ad to furiously pelvic trust before te music dropped. FML

#20518411
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36296) - you deserved it (6156)

On 02/23/2013 at 2:32am - work - by mypelvishurts - United States (California)

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside!! Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see mah dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard!! He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma!! FML

#20510255
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28604) - you deserved it (6008)

On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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