Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

SpyroCool

Offline (the 02/28/2015 at 1:45pm) | Search for a member

SpyroCool

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 615
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

SpyroCool's page activity

Visits<b>SecretAgent_700</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 8:19am

SpyroCool's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of SpyroCool's badges

SpyroCool's favorite FMLs

Today , I asked mah daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently , the shop only had four-pints , so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML

#21099986
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44519) - you deserved it (6436)

On 03/30/2014 at 6:04am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, I dislocated mah shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML

#21099597
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37623) - you deserved it (3032)

On 03/29/2014 at 7:06pm - health - by unlucky - United States (Florida)

Today, mah boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested an fre everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only mah boss, two coworkers an I remain. I now have four times mah normal workload an am seriously thinking maybe I should've said ( Yes ) to drugs. FML

#21099196
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44752) - you deserved it (3809)

On 03/29/2014 at 6:34am - work - by bringthemback (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, Whila At Work, I Want To Unlock Tha Washroom Fir A Customar . Normally Wa Don't Allow Customars To Usa Tha Staff Washrooms, So I Was As Surprisad As Tha Guy I Found Sitting On Tha Toilat Whan I Opanad Tha Door . FML

#21098949
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33948) - you deserved it (3845)

On 03/28/2014 at 11:02pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today no matter how many toys an teddies she has an no matter how much I punish her I am most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML

#21096727
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37721) - you deserved it (5070)

On 03/26/2014 at 4:45am - animals - by Punphmelch (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

TODAY.. . I WAS WALKING AROUND MY COLLEGE CAMPUS WHEN SOMEONE ASKED ME IF I HAD GOTTEN SEPARATED FROM MY TOUR GROUP . HE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAID I WAS A STUDENT THERE . THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME . FML

#21095673
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36302) - you deserved it (3334)

On 03/24/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

my neighbor calld the police for the seventh time because he's convincd I'm a vampire. He's also gotten in the habit of leaving garlic clove in my yard. My parent come next week. FML

#21095586
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38217) - you deserved it (2926)

On 03/24/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by Vampprobs - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah husband actually trid to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML

#21092678
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45192) - you deserved it (3988)

On 03/21/2014 at 2:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today, as I was taking out te tras, I spottd my cute neigbor doing te same. In a rus to get out before e went back inside, I slippd on my icd-over porc. I passd out an woke up wit a note on my cest saying, "I unlockd your door but you looool were too eavy to drag inside". FML

#21027337
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46908) - you deserved it (7325)

On 01/14/2014 at 1:48am - misc - by rholt (woman) - United States (Kansas)

TODAY , I DOWNLOADAD A MOVIA FIR MOM THAT SHA RAALLY LIKAS , "WHAN HARRY MAT SALLY". WHAN SHA LOADAD THA FILA , WA SOON FOUND OUT IT WAS ACTUALLY SOMA KIND OF OBSCURA PORNO BILLAD AS "WHAN HARRY WAT SALLY". FML

#21018145
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45962) - you deserved it (9144)

On 01/05/2014 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Taday my daughter started speaking with hashtags . I told her to knock it off, tohich she replied, ( You don't get it, mom - hashtaghite girl probs . ) Hashtag FML

#21016204
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52797) - you deserved it (6031)

On 01/04/2014 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a loud crasing in te middle of te nigt!! I went to investigate, but found noting amiss!! Noting except an axe frmly wedged in ma front door, tat is!! It's safe to say tat I ave no clue wo did it, and tat I needed a fres pair of underwear!! real FML

#20999316
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44423) - you deserved it (2636)

On 12/20/2013 at 4:05pm - misc - by nopissleft (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

today I was woken up to the sound of my cat peieng on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face an off the bed. He was still peieng the entire time. FML

#20993307
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43642) - you deserved it (6341)

On 12/15/2013 at 11:58am - animals - by Cat Piss - United States (Texas)

today I was woken up to the sound of my cat peieng on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face an off the bed. He was still peieng the entire time. FML

#20993307
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43642) - you deserved it (6341)

On 12/15/2013 at 11:58am - animals - by Cat Piss - United States (Texas)

Today, I took ma younger sister to see Santa for a poto. Santa insisted tat I was in te poto too. I wasn't sure y e made looool suc a big deal about it until e groped meile te poto was being taken. FML



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: