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SpruceDread4578
  • Town/Country : Tujunga, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 September 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 230
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19941) - you deserved it (911)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband went downstairs to play Call of Duty. When he came back after only 20 minutes I said, "Awww, did you miss me?" He said, "No, the controller died." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21928) - you deserved it (1040)

On 09/10/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by bluestarr1 - United States (Ohio)

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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