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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 September 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML


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On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML


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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband went downstairs to play Call of Duty. When he came back after only 20 minutes I said, "Awww, did you miss me?" He said, "No, the controller died." FML

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