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Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)
Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers for over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Courtney - United States
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)
Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)
Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria
Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Jessie (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)
Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare the dumps they take to common transportation. They comment about it on each others facebook page. My girlfriend's last one was apparently a 'coach bus'. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 10:14pm - health - by poops - United States
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by ohdear (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)
Today, my mother confronted me about my bird's masturbation problem. We spent christmas eve googling "bird masturbating" and watching videos to see if that was actually what my bird was doing. At least he's having a good christmas. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 1:25am - animals - by suuuuuupucci (woman) - United States (California)
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