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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1675
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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TODAY, I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW MAH DAD WENT TO GET ME A HALLOWEEN COSTUME AND HASN'T COME HOME YET. THAT WAS 11 YERES AGO. WE'VE MOVED TWICE SINCE THEN. FML

#19369767
245 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, ma new roommate told me e was bisexual . A little concernd, I opend up and told im tat made me uncomfortable . His reply: "O don't worry, I'm only attractd to good looking guys." FML

#19232371
104 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 9:01am - misc - by Leland - Canada (Quebec)

Today , My Mom Friended All My Friends On Facebook Then Thought It'd Be A Good Idea To Try And Act Like A Teen So She'd Be Considered 'cool'. FML

#18989889
88 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by lrgenesis - United States (Oregon)

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to mah dozy cat who'd managd to get into mah car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work!! I lost control when I was startld by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror!! FML

#18842582
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On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today , I saw my dad sitting in te car alone , blaring classical music , blowing up beac balls . FML

#18583551
112 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

2day my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture !! She got 41 likes !! FML

#18559949
136 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I Found A Condom On My Bd With A Note Written By My Girlfriend That Said, "Since U Startd Acting Like A Dick, U Might As Well Dress Like One." FML

#18345679
158 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today , I started my new job at a security company. In te first 15 minutes tere was a bomb treat. big fat FML

#18329214
90 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -

Today, I realized I have to choose between bieng unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy an so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

today a neo-Nazi stopped me an commented on blue eyes an blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", an should follow him an other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, an other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

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On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught mah eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He cummed up to me , smiled back , and said "Hi , do you have a minute fir gay rights?" real FML

#17987408
171 comments

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On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... I Was Getting Ready To Perform A Speech In Anthropology On The Globalization Of Public Transportation And How It Bring Culture Together. On The Bus Ride There... The Girls Behind Me Were Discussing Ways To Hide There Track Marks After Injecting. Real FML

#17868500
100 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 12:50am - work - by nearlythere - Australia

Today, mah boyfriend askd me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stard at him, he addd, ( Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious. ) mega FML

#17845836
88 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 4:28am - health - by toughbf (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

looool today I was trying to be sexy and rub mah boyfriend's un-aroused packagehile we were watching a movie. I couldn't fine it. FML

#17838831
218 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 11:35am - intimacy - by Oops (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

yesterday I had a science test . A question askd, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-heartd, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, an gave me detention 4 insulting her intelligence . FML

#17804302
168 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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