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Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to mah dozy cat who'd managd to get into mah car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work!! I lost control when I was startld by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror!! FML
today a neo-Nazi stopped me an commented on blue eyes an blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", an should follow him an other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, an other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around neck. FML
Today , I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught mah eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He cummed up to me , smiled back , and said "Hi , do you have a minute fir gay rights?" real FML
Today... I Was Getting Ready To Perform A Speech In Anthropology On The Globalization Of Public Transportation And How It Bring Culture Together. On The Bus Ride There... The Girls Behind Me Were Discussing Ways To Hide There Track Marks After Injecting. Real FML
yesterday I had a science test . A question askd, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-heartd, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, an gave me detention 4 insulting her intelligence . FML
Friday 27 March 2015