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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 October 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2563
  • Number of comments : 597
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 77 posted

About Sports_guy3 : I rap, play sports, and love rap. message me on Kik if you wanna know more about me (I'm 13) hit me up@

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Sports_guy3's favorite FMLs

Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML

#21319192
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25735) - you deserved it (1637)

On 12/17/2014 at 3:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML

#21319149
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19766) - you deserved it (3688)

On 12/17/2014 at 1:47pm - misc - by RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18427) - you deserved it (24126)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, I found out my Nan passed away. My boyfriend came over to comfort me, things got intimate and we ended up having sex. After he came, he chuckled to himself and said, "That one's for you, Nan". FML

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML

#21318050
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24401) - you deserved it (2554)

On 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by thechaos (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my classmate said I looked better without makeup. Well, her exact words were, "You look like less of a whore without makeup." FML

Today, my new friend tried to introduce me to "American Culture," as I am new to the city. He explained what a hamburger is and how it differs from the Asian food I was used to eating. I moved from Seattle and have worked at Burger King. FML

#21317624
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28952) - you deserved it (2193)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:30pm - misc - by AsianSensation (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

#21317384
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28263) - you deserved it (4914)

On 12/14/2014 at 3:28pm - animals - by I'm Trading Up For A Dog (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML

#21317298
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30680) - you deserved it (3336)

On 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by dating a moron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML

#21317150
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29459) - you deserved it (2234)

On 12/14/2014 at 2:50am - work - by wallamanut (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that he's not very good at dirty talk. He does it every time we have sex and it always turns me off. He started crying. FML

#21316697
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29137) - you deserved it (4750)

On 12/13/2014 at 10:20am - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30112) - you deserved it (3797)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML

#21316146
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28078) - you deserved it (4050)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, my commitment issues were perfectly illustrated when I couldn't put a nail in the wall to hang a painting, because, "What if I change my mind?" FML

#21316117
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24875) - you deserved it (5037)

On 12/12/2014 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was home alone when I heard the carbon-monoxide detector beeping. Panicking, I grabbed my dog, ran out of my house as fast as I could, and waited outside for 3 hours for my mom to get home. Turned out the detector was just out of batteries. FML

#21315834
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25262) - you deserved it (6552)

On 12/11/2014 at 9:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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