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Sports_guy3

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Sports_guy3

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 October 2000 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1556
  • Number of comments : 570
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 70 posted

About Sports_guy3 : School's rough and boring, so I come here to let off some steam.

I live by the Creed: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted. We are Assassins." Love Assassin's Creed!!!

I play and have played a ton of sports. I'm deciding whether to I should take a career in football or baseball. I've played tennis, golf, basketball, soccer, track, and swimming. I play violin, I have all accelerated classes, I also want to learn French, German, and Russian, so if you can teach me, I'd love it. My girl-friend also has an account. Not that I'd give it away. I love FML, got tons of haters. 13 yrs old. A bit of a Grammar Nazi. My Xbox LIVE gamertag is HanFoldo500. I LOVE Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, Halo, Battlefield, Grand Theft Auto, Nintendo DS, PlayStation. Message me if you want to know more about me. :-D My Kik is BlackSlimhady3

Call me at 1-800-BUSY

Shout out to these users for being some of the funniest people on the website:

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Sports_guy3's favorite FMLs

Today, I started a new job. Three of my Kenyan coworkers keep getting together and reminding me that having more than one wife is okay in their country. I've gotten 3 marriage proposals from married men so far. FML

#21255696
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33125) - you deserved it (2810)

On 09/10/2014 at 1:16pm - work - by notmarryingyou - United States (Washington)

Today, my daughter's teacher called me, very concerned, because my child told the whole class she's not virgin anymore. The word is "vegan", honey. FML

#21253313
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37591) - you deserved it (3393)

On 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by healthfreak - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to our new cat. My mom said she'd rather get rid of me than the cat. FML

Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML

#21252905
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36784) - you deserved it (2715)

On 09/06/2014 at 9:35am - misc - by UghDude (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought a large ice cream cake. No, there's no occasion, but I did ask the cashier to write "Happy Birthday" on it, just so she wouldn't know I was going to eat it all myself. FML

#21252624
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31780) - you deserved it (9137)

On 09/05/2014 at 8:13pm - misc - by tbee - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend again told me how he wants to have an open relationship. Of course, this means he can do what he likes with anyone, but if I so much as kiss someone else, I'm a cheating slut. FML

#21252587
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40692) - you deserved it (5973)

On 09/05/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by onlywantuanyway -

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

#21248448
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32228) - you deserved it (5728)

On 08/30/2014 at 12:40pm - misc - by liilii (man) - India (Kerala)

Today, I saw a customer wandering around, looking confused. I went over and kindly asked if I could help him find anything. He said no, but that he'd help me find the teeth he'd knock out of my mouth if I didn't get lost. FML

#21248418
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34214) - you deserved it (2726)

On 08/30/2014 at 11:14am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML

#21248318
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41062) - you deserved it (3208)

On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was fixing the plumbing at my father-in-law's house. I told him to shut off the water and yell to me when he did. A few minutes later, I heard a yell and removed the pipe. I was met with a face full of water. Turns out he was just very excited when the Rangers beat the Mariners. FML

#21245661
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35182) - you deserved it (3236)

On 08/26/2014 at 7:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML

#21242424
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37482) - you deserved it (6736)

On 08/21/2014 at 12:36pm - misc - by royallymessedup -

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

#21236025
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41122) - you deserved it (8831)

On 08/12/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by facefuckedguy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

#21234785
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35287) - you deserved it (2967)

On 08/11/2014 at 11:02am - misc - by welptimetoburntheplacedown (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML

#21233355
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49088) - you deserved it (19375)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML

#21233010
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37259) - you deserved it (2569)

On 08/09/2014 at 1:59am - misc - by I already have one, thanks (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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