Sports_guy3

Search for a member

Offline (the 12/25/2014 at 11:59pm)

Sports_guy3

5Fucked!

Sports_guy3Sports_guy3
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 October 2001 (14 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7067
  • Number of comments : 597
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 77 posted

About Sports_guy3 : I rap, play sports, and love rap. message me on Kik if you wanna know more about me (I'm 13) hit me up@

BlackSlimShady3

Sports_guy3's page activity

Visits<b>NerdGirl321</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 1:38pm<b>Stscey</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 11:04pm<b>M3DO</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 12:09pm<b>BananEnigma</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 7:45pm<b>iMuffinKat</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 2:17am<b>Sanerai</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 3:30pm<b>MrGodface</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:38pm<b>TheBroCodeBros</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 11:16am<b>maddymarie123</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 9:33am<b>briannaahhh4155</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 3:57pm<b>bryce106</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 11:05am<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 10:42am<b>Steffi3</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 8:10am<b>Scrambled</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 10:49am<b>booterus</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 12:12am<b>Gwen4var</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 7:05pm<b>swash984</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 1:04am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 11:17am

Fucked!<b>iMuffinKat</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 7:17am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 1:32am<b>sashakotlik</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 5:11am<b>jenamalone</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 6:30pm<b>teentee401</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 3:51am

Sports_guy3's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

See all of Sports_guy3's badges

Sports_guy3's favorite FMLs

Today, at Christmas dinner, my grandmother talked about the death of every single dog she ever had. All 10 of them. FML

by dunn76 / 12/25/2014 at 6:47am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

by VCDUDE11FTW / 12/25/2014 at 4:13am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

by Santa / 12/24/2014 at 10:01pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML

by Anonymous / 12/17/2014 at 3:09pm / United States / Health

Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML

by RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) / 12/17/2014 at 1:47pm / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

by fuck / 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm / Norway (Buskerud) / Health

Today, I found out my Nan passed away. My boyfriend came over to comfort me, things got intimate and we ended up having sex. After he came, he chuckled to himself and said, "That one's for you, Nan". FML

by missca / 12/15/2014 at 11:35pm / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML

by thechaos / 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy

Today, my classmate said I looked better without makeup. Well, her exact words were, "You look like less of a whore without makeup." FML

by jesspacheco27 / 12/15/2014 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my new friend tried to introduce me to "American Culture," as I am new to the city. He explained what a hamburger is and how it differs from the Asian food I was used to eating. I moved from Seattle and have worked at Burger King. FML

by AsianSensation / 12/14/2014 at 10:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

by I'm Trading Up For A Dog / 12/14/2014 at 3:28pm / Finland (Western Finland) / Animals

Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML

by dating a moron / 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML

by wallamanut / 12/14/2014 at 2:50am / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that he's not very good at dirty talk. He does it every time we have sex and it always turns me off. He started crying. FML

by Nicole / 12/13/2014 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

by lateralligator / 12/12/2014 at 11:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous