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Sports_guy3

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Sports_guy3

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 October 2000 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1300
  • Number of comments : 568
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 69 posted

About Sports_guy3 : School's rough and boring, so I come here to let off some steam.

I live by the Creed: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted. We are Assassins." Love Assassin's Creed!!!

I play and have played a ton of sports. I'm deciding whether to I should take a career in football or baseball. I've played tennis, golf, basketball, soccer, track, and swimming. I play violin, I have all accelerated classes, I also want to learn French, German, and Russian, so if you can teach me, I'd love it. My girl-friend also has an account. Not that I'd give it away. I love FML, got tons of haters. 13 yrs old. A bit of a Grammar Nazi. My Xbox LIVE gamertag is HanFoldo500. I LOVE Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, Halo, Battlefield, Grand Theft Auto, Nintendo DS, PlayStation. Message me if you want to know more about me. :-D My Kik is BlackSlimhady3

Call me at 1-800-BUSY

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Sports_guy3's favorite FMLs

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML

#21220439
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38383) - you deserved it (3229)

On 07/25/2014 at 4:19pm - misc - by asshalf15 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML

#21220439
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38383) - you deserved it (3229)

On 07/25/2014 at 4:19pm - misc - by asshalf15 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML

#21220355
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38986) - you deserved it (3084)

On 07/25/2014 at 2:16pm - misc - by notadoorman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML

#21219507
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34772) - you deserved it (14201)

On 07/24/2014 at 5:23pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

#21219246
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37390) - you deserved it (19007)

On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

#21218616
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29958) - you deserved it (17039)

On 07/23/2014 at 7:24pm - health - by ThunderThighs (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

#21218609
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36388) - you deserved it (4191)

On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

#21216427
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49414) - you deserved it (4772)

On 07/21/2014 at 3:31pm - love - by badluck - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML

#21212849
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41189) - you deserved it (6749)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:30pm - misc - by familyhatesme - United States (Washington)

Today, I was interviewing a woman for a job. She told me that she may need days off because of her artistic son. I jokingly replied, "Does he color on the walls or something?" She then stared at me with a weird look on her face. Autistic, her son is autistic. FML

#21205262
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37591) - you deserved it (19506)

On 07/10/2014 at 6:17pm - work - by dammit hearing aid - United States (Iowa)

Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML

#21200725
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48065) - you deserved it (5325)

On 07/06/2014 at 4:27pm - misc - by ILOVELEDZEPPELIN - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML

#21183828
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52342) - you deserved it (4573)

On 06/22/2014 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML

#21180887
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44715) - you deserved it (4637)

On 06/19/2014 at 5:05pm - love - by Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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