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Sports_guy3

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Sports_guy3

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 October 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1862
  • Number of comments : 577
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 73 posted

About Sports_guy3 : School's rough and boring, so I come here to let off some steam.

I live by the Creed: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted. We are Assassins." Love Assassin's Creed!!!

I play and have played a ton of sports. I'm deciding whether to I should take a career in football or baseball. I've played tennis, golf, basketball, soccer, track, and swimming. I play violin, I have all accelerated classes, I also want to learn French, German, and Russian, so if you can teach me, I'd love it. My girl-friend also has an account. Not that I'd give it away. I love FML, got tons of haters. 13 yrs old. A bit of a Grammar Nazi. My Xbox LIVE gamertag is HanFoldo500. I LOVE Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, Halo, Battlefield, Grand Theft Auto, Nintendo DS, PlayStation. Message me if you want to know more about me. :-D My Kik is BlackSlimhady3

Call me at 1-800-BUSY

Shout out to these users for being some of the funniest people on the website:

DocBastard
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Sports_guy3's page activity

Visits<b>ragingatheist</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 2:52pm<b>jay_south</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 9:45pm<b>michelleeeey</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 1:25am<b>annamaria55555</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 7:34am<b>Orphic</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 10:49pm<b>haruharu3150</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 11:50pm<b>thrillinghamster</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 11:03pm<b>Quackadoodledoo</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 9:43pm<b>Edumcg</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 9:35pm<b>Faithilicious123</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 9:17pm<b>pikachuninja</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 9:11pm<b>Gunguy</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 8:36pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 6:11pm<b>AngelOf_Darkness</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 5:57pm<b>SMUTflakes</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 10:26pm<b>jpatnaude19</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 4:02pm<b>mommmaof3</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 7:35pm<b>anonfmler08</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 3:29am

Liked!<b>teentee401</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 3:51am

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Sports_guy3's favorite FMLs

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML

#21282836
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26243) - you deserved it (2679)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, I fell asleep on the couch. My parents didn't wake me up, went to bed and set our burglar alarm. If I trip a motion sensor, a siren will go off. The motion sensor in my living room is pointed directly at me and I have to pee. It's been 2 hours. FML

#21282761
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25908) - you deserved it (3102)

On 10/21/2014 at 10:11pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML

#21282365
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30788) - you deserved it (2754)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by youngboob (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML

#21282362
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28200) - you deserved it (2088)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my annoying colleague gasped, wrapped her arms around herself, started sweating and curled up in a ball crying, "No, no, no" in front of several customers. They accused me of 'setting her off', when I blurted out, "Sorry, she gets panic attacks". All I did was say the word 'abortion'. FML

#21281594
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27677) - you deserved it (5014)

On 10/20/2014 at 4:31am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML

#21279374
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33716) - you deserved it (4462)

On 10/16/2014 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML

#21279207
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30359) - you deserved it (15103)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:56pm - misc - by karmaaa - United States (Iowa)

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33064) - you deserved it (3394)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

#21271608
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35178) - you deserved it (15765)

On 10/05/2014 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML

#21270586
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34941) - you deserved it (6255)

On 10/04/2014 at 9:57am - love - by cuteloser (man) - Australia

Today, my colleague and I played yet another wonderful game of 'Tapeworm or Toilet Paper?' in the homeless shelter's toilets we were asked to clean. FML

#21270023
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29098) - you deserved it (3344)

On 10/03/2014 at 7:29am - work - by whydoidothis (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, on my first day of sailing practice, I managed to sit on a metal cleat. After being admitted to the ER, I was informed that I had two vaginal lacerations that needed surgery. The nurse tried to convince me it was my lucky day, because the hospital café was serving vanilla pudding. FML

#21267748
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39637) - you deserved it (3526)

On 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

#21267650
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42744) - you deserved it (3823)

On 09/29/2014 at 12:48pm - health - by impure - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML

#21267623
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36635) - you deserved it (5682)

On 09/29/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

#21266998
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39193) - you deserved it (5263)

On 09/28/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by jquaw - Canada (Ontario)



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