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Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and says "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML


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On 03/02/2009 at 4:26pm - love - by ak (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, two days before my birthday, my parents drove three hours to visit me at school and take me out to lunch. I assumed that it was to celebrate my birthday. They told me they are getting divorced. FML


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On 03/01/2009 at 6:27pm - misc - by Meh (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someones neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage but i guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML


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On 02/05/2009 at 3:13pm - misc - by Craig (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 3:01pm - intimacy - by Yoshi - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML


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On 01/29/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by Coley - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML


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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

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