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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 842
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Spoozie : Ahoithrr, I'm Amanda.
There isn't much to say, but I'm taken
by the most amazing guy; Ethan<3


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Spoozie's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23456) - you deserved it (5029)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML

#8099934
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11396) - you deserved it (24269)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by squishy - United States (Georgia)



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