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About Splayd : Nothing interesting. Just a guy. Moderately handsome, slightly overweight, blond hair, green eyes.
I'm a singer, tenor, and have a girlfriend with red hair and the most gorgeous smile. Excellent.
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Today, I got a call from a grl I was seieng. She said that she was falling fir someone else, but she still liked me an couldn't decide wat to do. Bieng the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do wat would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML
Today, I woke up at 3am cuz mah wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up !! I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep !! Eventually I fell back asleep !! Then I had a dream that mah wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up !! It woke me up !! FML
Today, I dressed up, went over to mah boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman.
Friday 27 March 2015