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Splayd
  • Town/Country : Livingston, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 October 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 168
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Splayd : Nothing interesting. Just a guy. Moderately handsome, slightly overweight, blond hair, green eyes.
I'm a singer, tenor, and have a girlfriend with red hair and the most gorgeous smile. Excellent.

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Today, I got a call from a girl I was seeing. She said that she was falling for someone else, but she still liked me and couldn't decide what to do. Being the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do what would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26833) - you deserved it (16522)

On 04/18/2011 at 12:53am - love - by HFCS (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6956) - you deserved it (29080)

On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I woke up at 3am because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML

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On 01/11/2010 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22956) - you deserved it (8314)

On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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