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Splayd

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 October 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 524
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Splayd : Nothing interesting. Just a guy. Moderately handsome, slightly overweight, blond hair, green eyes.
I'm a singer, tenor, and have a girlfriend with red hair and the most gorgeous smile. Excellent.

Splayd's page activity

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Judgmental

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50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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Splayd's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a call from a girl I was seeing. She said that she was falling for someone else, but she still liked me and couldn't decide what to do. Being the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do what would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML

by HFCS / 04/18/2011 at 12:53am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML

by Julia / 08/02/2010 at 5:50am / New Zealand (Otago) / Work

Today, I woke up at 3am because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML

by Anonymous / 01/11/2010 at 8:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

by dollybabe / 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Love