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Today, I left a message for a potential employer. It wasn't until after I'd hung up that I realized I'd given them their own phone number to call me back at. Not getting that job. FML

Today, my alcoholism reached a new low when I found myself sitting on the toilet drinking a bottle of wine. FML

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On 09/20/2013 at 3:22am - health - by drunkenloser (woman) - United States

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML

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On 08/06/2013 at 2:07pm - kids - by benjo - United States

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

#20403594
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On 12/17/2012 at 11:21am - kids - by Bonding_boys (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
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On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, I received a rejection letter from a college that I'd applied to 6 years ago. FML

#17734053
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On 09/13/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML

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On 04/23/2011 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Grrrr! - United States (Missouri)

Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash a KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML

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On 04/26/2010 at 5:42pm - misc - by Michelle (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I went ice skating for my friend's birthday. We had to vacate the skating rink so that they could smooth out the rink for the next session. I don't know how to skate and my friends left me. Not only was I the last one out of the rink, but I had to crawl my way out with everyone laughing. FML

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On 08/11/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by elmangy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the grocery store. My checker was very hot. When it came time for me to pay, I swiped my debit card and the machine kept rejecting it. Sure that I had money in my account, I did it again, before the cute checker informed me that I was swiping my driver's license, not my debit. FML

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On 07/28/2009 at 6:55pm - misc - by flustered - United States (California)

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, my first graders released the butterflies we've been raising. The kids were sad that one had died in his cocoon and wouldn't be set free. Turns out that butterfly may have had a better fate: a flock of birds ate half of the others. Immediately after releasing them. In front of the kids. FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 12:30pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

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235 comments

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On 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm - health - by nic (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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