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Today, I announced to my family that I was going to start playing netball with my work colleagues. They all burst into fits of laughter at the thought of me doing physical activity. FML
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On 09/07/2012 at 5:50am - health - by sunshinexx - Australia
Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML
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On 09/07/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by poopexperttt - United States
Today, I wrote an e-mail to a friend stating how hot my client was. I waited for her response, but received a response from my client stating, "I would readdress this accordingly." FML
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On 09/07/2012 at 2:49am - work - by guaranteed service (woman) - United States
Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 5:50pm - love - by WaxOnWaxOff - United States (Colorado)
Today, I'm apparently so desperate for companionship that my body has subconsciously synced my period with the girl who works in the cubicle adjacent to mine. FML
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On 08/27/2012 at 2:20pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
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On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version
Today, after I requested a sick day, a very close co-worker texted her boyfriend that I'm a bitch for pretending to have the same rare illness that she recently suffered. She said it was unlikely, disrespectful and unfair that I didn't even look sick. I know this because she texted me instead. FML
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On 08/23/2012 at 3:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)
Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML
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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML
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On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version
Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML
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On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
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On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version
Today, I gave my son a row for losing a very important paper that I need for my work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML
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On 11/10/2008 at 7:06am - kids - by Daddy - Sent from mobile version
Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML
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On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version
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