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Spikster

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 275
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Spikster : I love Harry potter! Im into movies, TV and writing letters...... I love my dog and basically all animals! :)

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Today, I announced to my family that I was going to start playing netball with my work colleagues. They all burst into fits of laughter at the thought of me doing physical activity. FML

#20061605
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16876) - you deserved it (3912)

On 09/07/2012 at 5:50am - health - by sunshinexx - Australia

Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML

#20061527
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20762) - you deserved it (2002)

On 09/07/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by poopexperttt - United States

Today, I wrote an e-mail to a friend stating how hot my client was. I waited for her response, but received a response from my client stating, "I would readdress this accordingly." FML

#20061515
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6417) - you deserved it (29176)

On 09/07/2012 at 2:49am - work - by guaranteed service (woman) - United States

Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML

#20060753
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24134) - you deserved it (1695)

On 09/06/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

#20060710
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22620) - you deserved it (9128)

On 09/06/2012 at 5:50pm - love - by WaxOnWaxOff - United States (Colorado)

Today, I'm apparently so desperate for companionship that my body has subconsciously synced my period with the girl who works in the cubicle adjacent to mine. FML

#20044589
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18730) - you deserved it (2664)

On 08/27/2012 at 2:20pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

#20037909
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37423) - you deserved it (10891) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, after I requested a sick day, a very close co-worker texted her boyfriend that I'm a bitch for pretending to have the same rare illness that she recently suffered. She said it was unlikely, disrespectful and unfair that I didn't even look sick. I know this because she texted me instead. FML

#20037042
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24363) - you deserved it (2589)

On 08/23/2012 at 3:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7292) - you deserved it (50679)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46554) - you deserved it (25308)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

#386
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39664) - you deserved it (9246)

On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12836) - you deserved it (30992)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

#374
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12609) - you deserved it (27134)

On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I gave my son a row for losing a very important paper that I need for my work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML

#267
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7480) - you deserved it (55555)

On 11/10/2008 at 7:06am - kids - by Daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12363) - you deserved it (69814)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version



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