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About Spiffidragon : I'm bored, therefore I come here. That is all.

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Today, I chuckled at a "no smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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On 02/18/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by kaycie_lynn (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while giving a lecture about gases to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML

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On 09/04/2009 at 12:30am - work - by DrGas (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

#3816010
135 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

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152 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)



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