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About Spider_Web : I play guitar, and I'm a metalhead. I love anything from rock, grunge, to metal and DESPISE country and rap/R&B. My favorite bands are Dream Theater, Soundgarden, and Chevelle and John Petrucci and Randy Rhoads are my favorite guitarists. Favorite songs: Crazy Train, Pull Me Under, Face to the Floor, Stone, and oddly, Purple Haze. Have a jolly day

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Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML


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On 09/10/2013 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML


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On 09/03/2013 at 4:17am - health - by NoNotCats =^._.^= (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML


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On 08/20/2013 at 8:54am - animals - by TheRoad42 - United States (Louisiana)

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