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SpiderInsomniac

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SpiderInsomniac

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About SpiderInsomniac : Sup, I love playing video games on xbox live, if anyone wants to play with me my gamer tag is herpaderp125!

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Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML

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