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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 October 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57289) - you deserved it (3416)

On 11/13/2013 at 6:08am - kids - by little_star78 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I heard my surgeon mutter to a nurse how easy it would be to kill me on the operating table and make it look like an accident. FML

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On 10/31/2013 at 4:42pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)



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