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SpicyDuck

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SpicyDuck

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 September 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12873
  • Number of comments : 370
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About SpicyDuck : Today, you tried to hit on me thinking this was a dating site. FML

SpicyDuck's page activity

Visits<b>PinkaLotaPoka</b> - 19 hours ago<b>sinistire</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 9:23am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 4:41pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 5:42am<b>Spencyy</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 5:53pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 9:52am<b>nfedrichy</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 7:05am<b>flannelboss27</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 6:49pm<b>jackipdoc</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 1:01am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 10:04pm<b>hotel135</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 12:31am<b>jacksavage33</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 8:54pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 1:19am<b>mirandaxparis</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 8:29pm<b>valerie_273</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 9:21pm<b>CliffPaul</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 8:39pm<b>WCARlover</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 10:12pm<b>deadoftheshaun</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 9:29am

Fucked!<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 9:20pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 4:04am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 7:19am<b>AscendV</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 1:56pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 4:12pm<b>james_logan</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 1:54am<b>arano</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 12:26am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 11:50pm<b>nfedrichy</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 10:18pm<b>zuvi9</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 5:00am<b>dvd1790</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 7:40am<b>Corey122726</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 10:52am<b>potatomus62</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 10:02am<b>foxbryan13</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 9:46am<b>MrsWinchester</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 10:10am<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 10:06am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 7:01am<b>bridges13</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 5:35am

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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SpicyDuck's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

#262381
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16328) - you deserved it (70495)

On 03/10/2009 at 5:30pm - misc - by Lichelle (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled 'what's a clit'? Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to google it when i got home. FML

#254280
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38491) - you deserved it (81617)

On 03/09/2009 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by danmarino (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

#253900
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85211) - you deserved it (8417)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by missy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML

#243465
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46657) - you deserved it (18765)

On 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by serverdessert - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

#204444
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25351) - you deserved it (110661)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:03am - intimacy - by saddude (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregant, she replied by saying "is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML

#196534
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48909) - you deserved it (17779)

On 03/03/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by booyouwhoree (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregant, she replied by saying "is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML

#196534
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48909) - you deserved it (17779)

On 03/03/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by booyouwhoree (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and says "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

#185266
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62786) - you deserved it (11013)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:26pm - love - by ak (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

#129411
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56835) - you deserved it (6417)

On 02/24/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by asdfghjkl_12 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

#129411
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56835) - you deserved it (6417)

On 02/24/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by asdfghjkl_12 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

#36168
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39139) - you deserved it (19311)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

#6850
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18257) - you deserved it (51080)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

#3770
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28794) - you deserved it (6313)

On 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm - love - by RollieCollieUSA - United States (Illinois)



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