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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 September 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9193
  • Number of comments : 360
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About SpicyDuck : Today, you tried to hit on me thinking this was a dating site. FML

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Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21114) - you deserved it (15806)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML

#563
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19326) - you deserved it (2349)

On 12/21/2008 at 7:14am - misc - by Phil - Sent from mobile version

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

#346
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35085) - you deserved it (8537)

On 11/20/2008 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Maxime - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
59 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
439 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87208) - you deserved it (39798)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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