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Spenzher
  • Town/Country : San Diego, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 497
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Spenzher : Raver. Loves to Dance. Loves to Eat. Loves to give Light-shows. Loves to make connections with people.

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (239531) - you deserved it (43354)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62259) - you deserved it (4821)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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