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by Roomie pay rent plz / 04/23/2016 at 9:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife's paranoia reached a new level. She spent a half hour fretting over the idea that one of the cleaning ladies at our hotel might have taken a used condom from our room and tried to get pregnant with it. FML
by she won't see a therapist / 04/23/2016 at 12:37am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
Today, my daughter and her "friend" kept using crude euphemisms right in front of me, thinking I was too old or too stupid to figure out what they meant. I nearly had an aneurysm when she told him he could put his "pencil" in her "sharpener" next time they studied together. FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2016 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML
by Arachnofail / 04/08/2016 at 12:16am / Miscellaneous
by Pretty_Pisces / 04/06/2016 at 3:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by gabimk23 / 03/23/2016 at 9:54am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by an adorable devil / 03/21/2016 at 2:52am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by billjoebob424 / 03/18/2016 at 9:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by notgonnaeatthat / 03/17/2016 at 4:40pm / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/11/2016 at 5:09pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my best friend said we couldn't be friends anymore because I'm too depressed or too happy all the time. After explaining for half an hour what bipolar depression was and how I have it he just said, "Bullshit!" FML
by nobody / 02/27/2016 at 8:36pm / United States (California) / Work
by injuredwifelady / 02/23/2016 at 3:23am / United States (Nebraska) / Animals