About SpeechQween94 : My username says I was born in 94 but it's really 96. Whoopsie! I'm a singer, guitarist, and actor in a small town in Oklahoma. I sing in my high school's choir and a local church choir. I compete in Speech and Debate tournaments and I am a member of the National Forensics League aka the NFL. My name's Stephanie but my nicknames are Stephee, Stepheebaby, and Brothers. ;P
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Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML
by NewlyDread / 02/05/2013 at 9:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by I'm screwed / 01/12/2013 at 8:30pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, I was in the elevator, when a big bearded guy stepped in, wearing a dress. It's not an uncommon sight where I live, but my friend cracked up and asked him if he was wearing underwear. He took it as a challenge, and I can safely say that no, he was not. FML
by juvenile friends suck / 01/10/2013 at 3:52pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Intimacy
Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2013 at 7:20am / Slovakia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML
by orgasmsareoverratedanyway / 09/25/2012 at 1:42pm / Norway (Nordland) / Intimacy
by pussyface96 / 09/19/2012 at 5:27am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by tdudey123 / 09/11/2012 at 7:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/03/2012 at 5:45am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm / United States / Intimacy
by jon / 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/30/2012 at 2:33pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by TheBeautifulOne / 08/23/2012 at 9:42am / United Kingdom (South Ayrshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, when she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML
by Anonymous / 06/05/2012 at 3:34pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by msassy / 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…