About Spartancjm : Hello there.
If I somehow interested you through my picture maybe even a genius (or flat out retarded) comment, then I should tell you about myself.
I'm a guitar player and play rock/hard rock/metal
My favorite music is hard rock and metal
I love to read fantasy books
I play video games, particularly RPGs and others
I don't have a favorite band.
Message me if you want, love talking about faith/music/FANTASY/games B)
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Spartancjm's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 01/23/2015 at 9:58am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by everysingleone / 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/28/2014 at 9:49pm / United States (Delaware) / Intimacy
Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML
by thanks a lot mom / 12/28/2014 at 1:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/26/2014 at 12:39am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Mr_snuggels / 12/24/2014 at 3:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Extravirgin / 12/16/2014 at 7:01am / Germany (Bayern) / Intimacy
Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2014 at 4:52pm / Belgium / Love
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father for permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. He asked me "Which one?" I said "Uh, the one I'm dating... Lisa." He belched and said, "Yeah sure, throw 'er off a cliff for all I care. Piss off, boy." So much for chivalry. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2014 at 4:54pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into your mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanied by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be your mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I need brain bleach. FML
by Anonymous / 10/25/2014 at 5:31pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/04/2014 at 10:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by impure / 09/29/2014 at 12:48pm / United States / Health
Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML
by TuT / 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm / France / Love
by very punny / 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm / United States (Maryland) / Love