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Spartancjm

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Spartancjm

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 February 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3355
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Spartancjm : Hello there.

If I somehow interested you through my picture maybe even a genius (or flat out retarded) comment, then I should tell you about myself.

I'm a guitar player and play rock/hard rock/metal
My favorite music is hard rock/metal specifically metalcore
I love to read fantasy books
I play video games, particularly RPGs and others
I don't have a favorite band so I just say my top three favorites, which are Bullet for my Valentine, Adestria, and Hollywood Undead.
Message me if you want. :P

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Today, while having sex on the couch with my single neighbour, a beam in the couch broke. Not even slightly fazed, she said, "It's okay, my husband can fix it." Husband? FML

#14059458
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32944) - you deserved it (7908)

On 12/02/2010 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by nickyboy (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I caught my dad eating the dog treats I'd bought for my dog. The only thing he could say was "These are really good, no wonder the dog is so obedient. Wanna try one?" FML

#13684464
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23472) - you deserved it (3259)

On 11/02/2010 at 3:13am - animals - by treats - Singapore

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking and I jokingly stated "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML

#13180863
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13043) - you deserved it (69491)

On 09/24/2010 at 7:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after a few months of my neighbors friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

#12930514
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34939) - you deserved it (15966)

On 09/06/2010 at 6:45am - misc - by Myself - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his Grandparents house. It said 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and tooth brushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML

#12725803
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33712) - you deserved it (7961)

On 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm - love - by DyingOfShame (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

#12470997
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22298) - you deserved it (44192)

On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42719) - you deserved it (3606)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML

#10777263
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32248) - you deserved it (5431)

On 05/26/2010 at 2:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

#9797503
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17374) - you deserved it (41247)

On 04/11/2010 at 4:11am - intimacy - by junior - United States (Arizona)

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

#8698914
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10131) - you deserved it (28680)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

#8658906
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26909) - you deserved it (7949)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while my wife was watching me get undressed she said "Bloody hell, you really are getting a beer belly. And it makes your already tiny willy look even tinier." All her accusations are true. FML

#8509840
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23024) - you deserved it (7032)

On 02/21/2010 at 6:52am - intimacy - by foutu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

#8479975
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19040) - you deserved it (8618)

On 02/20/2010 at 1:58pm - misc - by moobysrocks - United States

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

#8407366
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8971) - you deserved it (41985)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML

#7891851
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30466) - you deserved it (4143)

On 02/04/2010 at 10:53pm - kids - by 102496 - Sent from mobile version



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