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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 February 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3603
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Spartancjm : Hello there.

If I somehow interested you through my picture maybe even a genius (or flat out retarded) comment, then I should tell you about myself.

I'm a guitar player and play rock/hard rock/metal
My favorite music is hard rock and metal
I love to read fantasy books
I play video games, particularly RPGs and others
I don't have a favorite band.
Message me if you want, love talking about faith/music/FANTASY/games B)

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Spartancjm's favorite FMLs

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck and with a hard-on, then declared he was "The Penis Man" and slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML


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On 07/14/2013 at 1:03pm - intimacy - by peniswoman (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (79932) - you deserved it (18162)

On 06/22/2013 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML


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On 05/29/2013 at 3:31am - misc - by :) - United States

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML


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On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML


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On 05/20/2013 at 7:57am - kids - by AuntPeePee - United States

Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML


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On 05/16/2013 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was cleaning dishes in the back. I started to sing to myself. During the chorus I heard the echo of my voice in my ear. My boss had pushed the talk button on my headset so every staff member and everyone in the lobby could hear me over the intercom. FML


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On 05/10/2013 at 12:44am - work - by legit247 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML


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On 05/09/2013 at 1:30am - health - by Screwed Up (man) - United States

Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML


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On 05/04/2013 at 3:22am - kids - by prostitott -

Today, after being nearly homeless and couch-hopping for the last few months, I finally signed a 1-year lease. When I got home, I was surprised to see a picture of my new complex on the front page of the newspaper. It turns out that they are fighting a serious bedbug infestation. FML


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On 04/30/2013 at 10:50pm - misc - by creepycrawley247 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML


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On 04/28/2013 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML


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On 04/28/2013 at 1:32pm - love - by gibbette (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. FML


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On 04/25/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by goingtobeevicted - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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