About Spartancjm : Hello there.
If I somehow interested you through my picture maybe even a genius (or flat out retarded) comment, then I should tell you about myself.
I'm a guitar player and play rock/hard rock/metal
My favorite music is hard rock and metal
I love to read fantasy books
I play video games, particularly RPGs and others
I don't have a favorite band.
Message me if you want, love talking about faith/music/FANTASY/games B)
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Spartancjm's favorite FMLs
by Xandriajoy10 / 01/04/2016 at 12:21am / Australia / Kids
Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML
by tara / 12/18/2015 at 12:49pm / Switzerland (Zug) / Miscellaneous
by periods / 12/18/2015 at 11:37am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/27/2015 at 1:42am / France (Corse) / Intimacy
Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML
by Anonymous / 11/22/2015 at 12:45am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by gas money / 11/21/2015 at 11:34pm / United States (Nevada) / Money
Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML
by angelisa / 11/21/2015 at 9:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
by lemonlime66 / 11/19/2015 at 7:25pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/18/2015 at 9:50am / Canada / Health
Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML
by weldingmachine217 / 11/16/2015 at 4:47pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/16/2015 at 3:23am / Maldives (Maale) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML
by Koizumiii / 11/15/2015 at 1:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, while my husband was at work, he missed our son saying his first word ("Dada"), taking his first steps and smashing the widescreen TV with a well-aimed teddy bear. Care to guess which of these three things made my husband cry. FML
by michelle / 11/15/2015 at 10:21am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Kids
by Playaaa / 11/14/2015 at 5:08pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…