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Sparkleaf's favorite FMLs

Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

#169913
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (178635) - you deserved it (14565)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by xo_lezz (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
954 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73049) - you deserved it (422871)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

#97729
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91786) - you deserved it (6878)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32691) - you deserved it (439971)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

#353
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46760) - you deserved it (5565)

On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version



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