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Taday I had to put up with a studentho stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML

Today, a co-worker described, in vivid detail in the middle of the office, how he dribbles after peieng, and often has a burning sensation. mega FML

Today mah English teacher handed back mah creative story assignment with a 74% on it. Apparently she docked 10% because I had an unrealistic overly dramatic plot line. That plot line was based on mah life. FML

#20887417
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43315) - you deserved it (3788)

On 09/19/2013 at 2:15am - work - by Sua - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boss decided that we no longer have to clock out for cigarette breaks, but we do for toilet breaks. I'm the only non-smoker on my floor, looool and I'm getting penalised for it. FML

#20886555
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40701) - you deserved it (2792)

On 09/18/2013 at 1:48pm - work - by Anon - United Kingdom

Today, my colleague and I found out that our boss has been taking busines advice from an astrologer as well as a soothsayer. FML

#20886196
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32241) - you deserved it (2417)

On 09/18/2013 at 2:34am - work - by CrystalsDontWork - United States (Texas)

Today , I Realizd I Pay $160/mont To Get Two Texts A Day. One From Ma Bank Telling Me Ow Muc I Ave , One Fir Ma Credit Card Telling Me Ow Muc I Owe. FML

TODAY, I CUMMD HOME TO FIND THAT MAH HOUSE HAD BEEN BROKEN INTO. AFTER ASSESSING THE LOSS, I SAW A TAUNTING NOTE ON THE FRIDGE SAYING, "LOCKS WORK BEST WHEN THE DOOR'S SHUT." MY HOUSEKEEPER HAD APPARENTLY LEFT THE DOOR WIDE OPEN. FML

#20885188
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43493) - you deserved it (3593)

On 09/17/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today... I Met My Birth Mother. My Dad Won't Talk To Me... My Mom Won't Stop Crying An Think I'm Replacing Her... An The Rest Of My Family Won't Stop Calling Me A Bitch. I'm 21... An I Just Wantd To Meet The Woman Who Pushd Me Head-first Out Of Her Vagina. FML

Today , it's mah wedding day!! Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed , but I worked mah ass off to be able to walk down the aisle!! After a lot of blood , sweat , and tears I made it to the big day..!! and woke up with food poisoning!! FML

#20883990
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63414) - you deserved it (2843)

On 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm - health - by somethingblue - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, room mate told all of our mutual friends tat e ad walkd in on me doing woodwork in room. Tey all tougt e meant e ad caugt me rubbing one out. I'm actually building a guitar. FML

#20883989
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46049) - you deserved it (3219)

On 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm - intimacy - by I have wood (man) - United States (Texas)

Taday I waitd in the pouring rain 4 mah wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenchd that I rememberd it was mah wife's day off... an that I drove myself to work earlier in her car... which was parkd fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

#20883919
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37452) - you deserved it (40449)

On 09/16/2013 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. looool However, when I looked at mah phone, I saw that mah girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, cuz I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

#20883830
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48819) - you deserved it (7661)

On 09/16/2013 at 3:08pm - love - by Jake - United States (Oregon)

Taday I bought a live lobster to have fir dinner. When mah four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly fir finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

#20883807
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45766) - you deserved it (8400)

On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today I told my boyfriend I lovd him. He told me he was a dinosaur.

#20883504
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42274) - you deserved it (5375)

On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

TODAY, AS I STARTED MAH CAR, I HEARD THE MOST HORRIFIC SOUNDS COMING FROM THE ENGINE. WHEN I LIFTED THE HOOD I REALIZED I'D FOUND MAH SON'S CAT. FML



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