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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML
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On 07/05/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by 303 - United States (Texas)
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On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, while taking the trash out, the old cranky elevator in my apartment complex finally gave up on life. For a long hour I was stuck between floors 4 and 5, practically embracing my bio-waste can. FML
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On 07/05/2012 at 7:52am - misc - by Kazenoe - Finland (Western Finland)
Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19639) - you deserved it (2171) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 07/05/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by FauteuilEver Alone (man) - France
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
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On 07/05/2012 at 12:01am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML
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On 07/04/2012 at 10:55pm - misc - by notestojenn - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, what started as my mom calling my grandma for a recipe turned into them discussing the philosophical reason behind my baking. I apparently picked up baking because I'm depressed over unemployment. And here I thought I just liked the smell of baked goods. FML
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On 07/04/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by Shortcake (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by BunniesOnAcid - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I'm going to court to give an eyewitness account of a robbery. Unfortunately, I had a wacky dream last night concerning the robbery, and no longer have any idea of what actually happened in real life. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by Dreamer (man) - United States (California)
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by needmorelocks - United States (California)
Today, while walking around my college campus, I passed by a dorm where a drunk guy was peeing out one of the top floor windows while his drunk friends cheered him on. That guy is my boyfriend. Lucky me. FML
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On 07/02/2012 at 9:53pm - misc - by 21! (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML
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Today, I found out just how easy it is to be launched against the wall and sucker-punched into oblivion by a 200-pound former Marine turned professional body-builder. I discovered this after I told my fiancée's dad that we were expecting a baby. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 7:57pm - health - by fuckjuggalos (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by daniella101 - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 10:15pm - animals - by jnr1234 - United States (New Jersey)
Monday 20 May 2013
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