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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 997
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, mah girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex fir us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML

#20978171
204 comments

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND YELLD FROM UPSTAIRS, "BABE! BABE, COME QUICK!" TERRIFID THAT SOMETHING MIGHT HAVE HAPPEND TO OUR NEWBORN DAUGHTER, I RUSHD UP, ONLY TO FIND OUT HE JUST WANTD TO SHOW ME THAT HE'D LEREND HOW TO SPIN A TOP ON THE TIP OF HIS PENIS WITHOUT IT FALLING . FML

#20908628
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50433) - you deserved it (6808)

On 10/05/2013 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by -____- (woman) - United States (Washington)

yesterday a customer was paying for his food. As he placd the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I askd why. He replid, "You know, male stuff." FML

Today... I Walkd In On Mah Roommatehacking Off To Clown Porn. FML

#20895842
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51659) - you deserved it (6317)

On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the nice guyho comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. mega FML

#20895155
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44121) - you deserved it (4153)

On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

2DAY MAH GIRLFRIEND MADE BACON SANDWICHES 4 LUNCH . I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE , BUT I COULDN'T HELP BUT MENTION THAT THE BACON SMELLED AND TASTED WIERD . I THOUGHT IT MAY HAVE EXPIRED . SHE SAID NOT TO WORRY BECAUSE SHE USED THE DRY BACON UNDER THE COUNTER . THOSE WERE DOG TREATS . FML

#20894470
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47766) - you deserved it (4283)

On 09/24/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Undercooked (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , It's Mah Brthday. I Don't Mind Crappy Gifts , But I Have To Wonder Y The Hell Mah Boyfriend Bought Me A Home Enema Kit. FML

#20890231
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38499) - you deserved it (3716)

On 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

#20882561
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55116) - you deserved it (27684)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

today I took mah laptop to I.T . to fix mah intarnat . Only aftar I laft did I raalisa mah mamory tachniqua for ramambaring tha stagas of mitosis (Iraqi panis man anally transmits chlamydia) was laft as a sticky nota on mah dasktop . Tha guy dafinitaly noticad . FML

#20867249
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34384) - you deserved it (10857)

On 09/04/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by interphaseprophasemetaphase (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, wa want boating with friands!! For soma raason tha bottom of our tuba daflatad, causing ma to ba bouncad roughly up an down on tha watar!! As a rasult, I had tha most intansa orgasm of my antra lifa,hila sitting 2 inchas away from my dad's friand!! Ha dafinitaly noticad!! FML

#20862305
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56552) - you deserved it (6019)

On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States

Today, I Was Playing With Mah Phone After Midnight, An I Kept Getting Calls From A Withheld Number . The Guy Just Breathed Heavily An Wouldn't Speak . When The Thrd Call Came, I Asked ( Who The Hell R You? ) The Call Ended, An Mah Dad Yelled From Outside Mah Door: ( ME! Now Go To Sleep! ) FML

#20860349
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38872) - you deserved it (13149)

On 08/30/2013 at 1:24pm - kids - by thanks, dad... (woman) - Romania (Maramures)

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole purse. He then opend the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML

#20852114
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44565) - you deserved it (3173)

On 08/24/2013 at 10:55am - misc - by cassidy_smith12 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, I did something I'd always wantd to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, an she slippd her tongue half into my mouth. FML

#20849713
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42852) - you deserved it (13802)

On 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm - animals - by violated ._. (woman) - United States

TODAY, I SPRAYED DOWN SOME ANTS IN MY HOUSE. IN THE SEA OF ANT CORPSE WAS A SINGLE LIVING ANT SEEMINGLY CRADLING A DEAD ONE IN ITS ARMS. I'M CONVINCED I JUST BECAME THE VILLAIN IN AN EPIC TRAGEDY. NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY ANT PROBLEM BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAR TO TEAR ANOTHER FAMILY APART. FML

#20824961
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48111) - you deserved it (23138)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, I was at Basic Training fir the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You r required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. fat FML

#20818422
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60952) - you deserved it (5981)

On 08/03/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by zackeryburch - United States (California)



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