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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 52
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SparkRoxYurSox : Hi guys! :) Here's a few random things about me:
• I love Chinese food.
• I play guitar, and learning to play the bass.
• My dog's name is Booger.
• I've always wanted to learn how to surf.
• My 2 favorite songs are: I Don't Care - Apocalyptica and Fake It - Seether
Hmu on twitter! :)
@IThotULuvdMe

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Visits<b>k_gils</b> - the 06/11/2013 at 10:46pm

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Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML

#20700571
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50369) - you deserved it (5996)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:06am - misc - by sleepy momma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

#20690661
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55852) - you deserved it (32860)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60451) - you deserved it (9136)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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