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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 February 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 905
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML

#19628029
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26649) - you deserved it (3243)

On 05/15/2012 at 4:56pm - love - by waste of effort (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

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Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

#18714310
140 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States

Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up and they bid their farewells. My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML

#18701372
105 comments

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On 01/03/2012 at 10:30pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
263 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML

#18671764
129 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

#17547358
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On 08/22/2011 at 11:58am - misc - by socialdisease - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

#17458354
136 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 7:45am - love - by Username - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

#17458354
136 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 7:45am - love - by Username - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

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212 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 8:02am - love - by veggiepower11028 -

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

#14347070
101 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 4:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

#13825613
75 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by blueheron93 (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I lied to a group of 8 year olds about having a boyfriend. FML

#12049549
84 comments

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On 07/22/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by jennavankirk - United States

Today, I lied to a group of 8 year olds about having a boyfriend. FML

#12049549
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17669) - you deserved it (27478)

On 07/22/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by jennavankirk - United States



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