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Spankmymonkeylol
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 February 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 105
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (189521) - you deserved it (21124)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5078) - you deserved it (21836)

On 01/16/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by Gob - United States (Massachusetts)



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