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Today, my 15 year old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32906) - you deserved it (4903)

On 06/26/2011 at 10:15pm - kids - by WalkingTalkingCarrot (man) - United Kingdom

Today, after a weekend of helping my sister-in-law move out of our house, vacuuming and mopping her bedroom and bathroom for her, scrubbing her walls and cleaning her shower, transporting her furniture and getting her carpet professionally cleaned, to cover costs she offered me $14. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32492) - you deserved it (5054)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:14pm - money - by Mad - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML


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