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Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 7:03am - health - by loveinanelevator (man) -
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 5:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML
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Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 9:14am - kids - by LuckySperm (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)
Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)
Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 1:15am - kids - by NaomiMadison - United States
Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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