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Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
by Sheezey / 02/24/2009 at 6:14pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML
by Skido / 02/19/2009 at 8:39pm / United States (California) / Love
by Machine / 02/19/2009 at 7:18am / Japan (Okinawa) / Health
Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML
by Lesley / 02/16/2009 at 8:11pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Kids
by LonelyInLA / 02/16/2009 at 4:45pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by yerface / 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
by florisvanlent / 02/12/2009 at 11:17am / Netherlands (Drenthe) / Intimacy
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know". FML
by iamnotfat / 02/06/2009 at 5:14pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by mikep / 02/01/2009 at 10:22pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Animals
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex father in law. FML
by abbacjt / 01/16/2009 at 12:51pm / United States (California) / Love
by Mr. Shawzy / 01/15/2009 at 6:43am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
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