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by tylah / 06/23/2012 at 11:11am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Uncomfy / 06/22/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I was lecturing my high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of my students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. FML
by daddy'sgirl / 06/21/2012 at 12:11am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by lisahb / 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Shelby / 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm / United States / Intimacy
by ducklover1 / 06/18/2012 at 11:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML
by DwarfFrog / 06/18/2012 at 7:38am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
by historyfreak_17 / 06/17/2012 at 3:11am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation
by a chick in California / 06/14/2012 at 4:10pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 06/14/2012 at 10:54am / China (Jiangsu) / Health
by Rosie / 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML
by ouch / 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by pandora / 06/13/2012 at 5:08am / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Transportation
- Today, I was an extra in a movie and I had to play a corpse. At the make up stand, they painted my… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you…