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Soviet_American

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Soviet_American
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 522
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Soviet_American : I do mixed martial arts (MMA), I play baseball and hockey, and I like to watch sports. Fishing and hunting are other things I like to do. Oh yeah, I do parquor/free running.
(To anyone curious I'm the one on the left in both pics)

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Today, my husband let my 8-year-old twins play with handcuffs. I thought my husband was pretending he had lost the key but after 4 hours, he walked in with his head down and said, "I've made a terrible mistake honey." FML

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On 06/21/2015 at 5:37pm - kids - by hfs palm - United States

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML

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317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35260) - you deserved it (6972)

On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML

#21411971
101 comments

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On 05/18/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I went to a domestic violence counseling group. I was the only male there, and I explained that my girlfriend punches me in the face in front of my kids. Everyone started laughing. FML

Today, I got my driver's license. My dad made multiple copies of his insurance cards for me to give to people when I inevitably hit them. Because "Let's face it." FML

Today, I went to work at my job as a CNA at a long-term care facility. I'm also on a medication that has a side effect of confusion. I had 3 residents with Alzheimer's tell me to 'get my shit together.' FML

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

#21399141
199 comments

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On 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm - kids - by anonymousyo - United States (California)

Today, my dad woke me up at 5am saying that there was dog shit on the carpet. I thought it was just a clever ruse to get me into the living room for a birthday surprise. It wasn't. There really was dog shit that I had to clean up, with no "Happy birthday"s even uttered. FML

#21397338
81 comments

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On 04/21/2015 at 8:51am - animals - by 21ShitCleaner - United States (California)

Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML

#21396492
103 comments

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On 04/19/2015 at 9:46pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML

#21396178
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26713) - you deserved it (6886)

On 04/19/2015 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML

#21392030
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30721) - you deserved it (2307)

On 04/11/2015 at 9:53pm - misc - by scared4myhair - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

#21390121
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30085) - you deserved it (3746)

On 04/08/2015 at 5:17pm - misc - by Notre_Dame_714 - United States

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML

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104 comments

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On 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by burnswhenipee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML

#21387117
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29027) - you deserved it (5487)

On 04/03/2015 at 5:15pm - kids - by no, YOU raised him (man) - United States (New Hampshire)



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