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  • Town/Country : Mars, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 311
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Soviet_American : I do mixed martial arts (MMA), I play baseball and hockey, and I like to watch sports. Fishing and hunting are other things I like to do. Oh yeah, I do parquor/free running.
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(To anyone curious I'm the one on the left)

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Soviet_American's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13275) - you deserved it (7747)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40847) - you deserved it (5064)

On 01/03/2015 at 8:30pm - health - by Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47430) - you deserved it (4878)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his long-winded speech, I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games. It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked, and a couple more for me to be shouted down and kicked out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17039) - you deserved it (30757)

On 11/08/2014 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37530) - you deserved it (4557)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm - kids - by Potforapeso (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42349) - you deserved it (2677)

On 08/22/2014 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my two-year-old daughter's favourite word is 'No'. After leaving her with my sixteen-year-old brother, she now knows other N words as well. Niet, Nein, Non and Never. Her teenage uncle thinks it's hilarious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36529) - you deserved it (6061)

On 08/18/2014 at 9:26am - kids - by 919191 (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40955) - you deserved it (4582)

On 08/18/2014 at 8:10am - kids - by I hate children - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I was interviewing a woman for a job. She told me that she may need days off because of her artistic son. I jokingly replied, "Does he color on the walls or something?" She then stared at me with a weird look on her face. Autistic, her son is autistic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38037) - you deserved it (19695)

On 07/10/2014 at 6:17pm - work - by dammit hearing aid - United States (Iowa)

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42823) - you deserved it (35433)

On 04/24/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by vinniesuckmadack (man) - United States (Illinois)

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