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  • Town/Country : Mars, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 150
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Soviet_American : I do mixed martial arts (MMA), I play baseball and hockey, and I like to watch sports. Fishing and hunting are other things I like to do. Oh yeah, I do parquor/free running.
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Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37316) - you deserved it (4538)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm - kids - by Potforapeso (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42223) - you deserved it (2674)

On 08/22/2014 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my two-year-old daughter's favourite word is 'No'. After leaving her with my sixteen-year-old brother, she now knows other N words as well. Niet, Nein, Non and Never. Her teenage uncle thinks it's hilarious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35251) - you deserved it (5634)

On 08/18/2014 at 9:26am - kids - by 919191 (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML


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On 08/18/2014 at 8:10am - kids - by I hate children - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I was interviewing a woman for a job. She told me that she may need days off because of her artistic son. I jokingly replied, "Does he color on the walls or something?" She then stared at me with a weird look on her face. Autistic, her son is autistic. FML


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On 07/10/2014 at 6:17pm - work - by dammit hearing aid - United States (Iowa)

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