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  • Number of visits : 19616
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About SouthernSweetie : My name is Brittany. I'm 18 and just graduated high school. I'm a modal, cheerleader, dancer, gymnast, and golfer. I love airsoft, paintball, shooting, and fishing. I'm not your average ordinary girl I'm a country girl that knows how to have fun!

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Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my new born brother "Titan". FML


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On 01/14/2009 at 10:49pm - misc - by isthisajoke - United States (California)

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML


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On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager". FML


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On 11/28/2008 at 12:35am - work - by Buzz - Sent from mobile version

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML


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On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France

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