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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12734
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About SouthernSweetie : My name is Brittany. I'm 18 and just graduated high school. I'm a modal, cheerleader, dancer, gymnast, and golfer. I love airsoft, paintball, shooting, and fishing. I'm not your average ordinary girl I'm a country girl that knows how to have fun!

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SouthernSweetie's favorite FMLs

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
998 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71074) - you deserved it (739797)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1156127) - you deserved it (115858)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML

#153350
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56133) - you deserved it (4558)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML

#82135
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51241) - you deserved it (8166)

On 02/19/2009 at 8:39pm - love - by Skido (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML

#82135
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51241) - you deserved it (8166)

On 02/19/2009 at 8:39pm - love - by Skido (man) - United States (California)

Today, the 9th grade dean called me into his office to talk. He asked me if I was new because it seemed like I was having trouble making friends. I've been going to the same school, with the same people, since kindergarten. FML

#61583
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41120) - you deserved it (2851)

On 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm - misc - by lene (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

#51117
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46805) - you deserved it (3102)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML

#27666
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46502) - you deserved it (5553)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by toad (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32734) - you deserved it (442086)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

#14757
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31353) - you deserved it (13543)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:55am - misc - by Kath (woman) - Poland (Gdansk)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30300) - you deserved it (3313)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)



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