About SouthernSweetie : My name is Brittany. I'm 18 and just graduated high school. I'm a modal, cheerleader, dancer, gymnast, and golfer. I love airsoft, paintball, shooting, and fishing. I'm not your average ordinary girl I'm a country girl that knows how to have fun!
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SouthernSweetie's favorite FMLs
by sad / 01/08/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Oregon) / Love
by motherlessbride / 12/27/2010 at 1:23am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2010 at 12:02am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/09/2010 at 4:47am / France / Intimacy
Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML
by nograd4mee / 12/08/2010 at 5:30am / Germany / Work
by Anonymous / 12/01/2010 at 12:11am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML
by wtf / 11/29/2010 at 11:05am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
by The Christmas Grinch / 11/18/2010 at 5:33pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2010 at 7:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
Today, a girl who has had a problem with me for as long as I can remember, tagged me in a Facebook status update in which she equated my intelligence to that of a mollusk and equated my weight to that of a hippopotamus. My boyfriend, as well as several of my "friends," liked it. FML
by smarter than a mollusk, skinner than a hippo / 11/10/2010 at 12:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/30/2010 at 1:07am / New Zealand (Taranaki) / Kids
by danjoylovefun / 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (New York) / Love
- Today, it’s been a week since I arrived in Cuba. Gustav came to visit us. Now it’s Hannah’s turn.… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…