About SouthernSweetie : My name is Brittany. I'm 18 and just graduated high school. I'm a modal, cheerleader, dancer, gymnast, and golfer. I love airsoft, paintball, shooting, and fishing. I'm not your average ordinary girl I'm a country girl that knows how to have fun!
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SouthernSweetie's favorite FMLs
by brokenbabe / 06/21/2011 at 10:38pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by seriouslybored / 06/17/2011 at 3:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by hatelife / 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by cheersdaddy / 06/08/2011 at 10:51am / United Kingdom (Midlothian) / Miscellaneous
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Faithy / 06/03/2011 at 2:32pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML
by Adoptee / 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 9:56am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by weirdome23 / 04/26/2011 at 5:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML
by doubletrouble / 04/22/2011 at 10:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said: "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
by Anonymous / 04/06/2011 at 7:47am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML
by Stormy / 02/27/2011 at 4:46pm / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML
by gumpy / 02/25/2011 at 3:37pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
by storyofmylife / 02/23/2011 at 4:52pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by ad4 / 01/31/2011 at 6:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't… Today, my friend started choking while at a Hard Rock Cafe. I jumped up and tried to give her the… Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for…
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I’m at this huge beach party in Thailand. I kiss a beautiful girl and decide to take it to… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…