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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11293
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About SouthernSweetie : My name is Brittany. I'm 18 and just graduated high school. I'm a modal, cheerleader, dancer, gymnast, and golfer. I love airsoft, paintball, shooting, and fishing. I'm not your average ordinary girl I'm a country girl that knows how to have fun!

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SouthernSweetie's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17416) - you deserved it (61183)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

#16707397
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8510) - you deserved it (35222)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:32am - misc - by seriouslybored (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

#16661874
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54677) - you deserved it (4689)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad was given 2 VIP tickets to see my favourite band in concert next week. You can now find them on eBay. FML

#16560857
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36982) - you deserved it (3751)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by cheersdaddy (woman) - United Kingdom (Midlothian)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
576 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95371) - you deserved it (10460)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML

#16484312
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7780) - you deserved it (43011)

On 06/03/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Faithy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML

#16301651
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49380) - you deserved it (3844)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21027) - you deserved it (46533)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

#15931410
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33895) - you deserved it (7757)

On 04/26/2011 at 5:45am - animals - by weirdome23 (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML

#15884642
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40208) - you deserved it (4112)

On 04/22/2011 at 10:40am - misc - by doubletrouble (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said: "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

#15662595
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30372) - you deserved it (4926)

On 04/06/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML

#15141263
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40078) - you deserved it (12216)

On 02/27/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by Stormy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

#15115506
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29517) - you deserved it (3924)

On 02/25/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by gumpy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

#15091892
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38117) - you deserved it (3552)

On 02/23/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by storyofmylife (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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