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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 August 1986 (30 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 291
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 8:41am<b>paintedwings12</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 8:14am<b>Yanchi</b> - the 12/04/2013 at 6:29am<b>nchirico21</b> - the 01/05/2013 at 10:01pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 12/08/2011 at 2:23am<b>ScrapperDoggie</b> - the 11/22/2011 at 11:51pm<b>LonestarConfeder</b> - the 11/03/2011 at 6:00pm<b>raphanne</b> - the 11/03/2011 at 5:55pm

Fucked!<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 1:41pm

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SouthernKiller's favorite FMLs

Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

by Anonymous / 12/07/2011 at 1:43pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

by Notadrinkanddriveidiot / 12/07/2011 at 9:46am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

by Bob / 11/22/2011 at 1:06pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

by bad karma / 11/21/2011 at 9:34am / United States (Florida) / Health

Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

by anonymous / 11/20/2011 at 6:31am / United States / Love

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

by serendipity1027 / 10/30/2010 at 9:40am / Love