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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 August 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

#18452728
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31423) - you deserved it (2154)

On 12/07/2011 at 1:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12978) - you deserved it (41214)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

#18316654
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41237) - you deserved it (7629)

On 11/22/2011 at 1:06pm - health - by Bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

#18306408
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9645) - you deserved it (41115)

On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

#18296145
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27384) - you deserved it (4500)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28863) - you deserved it (7990)

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