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  • Birth Date : Monday 24 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 44
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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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