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  • Number of visits : 330
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About SousapCody : I'm just here to laugh and have fun.

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Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something . I cummed over, picked it up and gave it to her just 4 her to shove it in mah hand and scream, "She's stealing mah wallet! My wallet!" The police came . FML

#20536740
63 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 7:04am - money - by whaaaaat111 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I recievd several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out tat my usband announcd e is going to be a fater on Facebook, wic I don't use. I'm pregnant.

#20536715
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39991) - you deserved it (2548)

On 03/09/2013 at 5:35am - love - by Quiteannoyed (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

during a sleepover at mah friend's house, I woke up in the middle of the night with a dire need to pee. As I walked in the dark to the bathroom, I saw a silhouette in a doorway and instictively screamed. Turns out it was mah friend's sister's One Direction cutout. real FML

#20525715
118 comments

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On 02/28/2013 at 2:00pm - misc - by Neversleepingthereagain (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was hanging out with mah new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house fir the first time. Tapd to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazond with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML

#20478132
100 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 1:51pm - love - by vagina dentata for christmas, pls (woman) - United States

2day an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sound lyk two people having sex . This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 yeres . I listend to it three times looool . mega FML

#20058325
105 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 12:44am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, mah grlfriend an I were having sex. Right as she orgasmd, she screamd out Megatron's name. When I later confrontd her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him an wantd to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic 4 a year an half now. FML

#20056354
190 comments

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On 09/03/2012 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Loserbot (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticd how nervous I was, an recommendd that I compliment the examiner fir higher marks. When it was time fir the exam, without thinking, I told him I likd his hair. Turns out bald people don't lyk that. FML

#20046479
36 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by p (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Mah Son,ho Saams To Think That Ha Is A "gangsta" Daspita Baing Ahita Boy From Tha Suburbs, Criad Bacausa I Accidantally Burnad His Grillad Chaasa . Ha's 28 . FML

#20045566
207 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

2day Ihacked off with a condom on an left it in the living room waste basket so it looked looool like I finally had sex with someone . real FML

#19993573
170 comments

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On 07/30/2012 at 11:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sat awkwardly and pretendd lyk I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbatehile talking to looool me. This isn't the first time anything lyk this has happend. FML

#19956706
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33056) - you deserved it (3283)

On 07/18/2012 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by Awkward - United States (California)

my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently I am only missing the birth but I also missed the conception. FML

#19911168
161 comments

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On 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm - love - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, I WAS ASSIGNED TO WORK ON A HUGE PROJECT WITH MICHAEL. MICHAEL REFERS TO HIMSELF IN THE THRD PERSON, CONSTANTLY MUMBLES UNINTELLIGIBLY TO HIMSELF, DOESN'T SMILE, LAUGH OR MAKE EYE CONTACT, AN REFUSES TO ADDRESS ME DRECTLY. I'LL BE STUCK WITH HIM 4 ABOUT FOUR MONTHS. FML

#19855807
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20538) - you deserved it (1971)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:53pm - work - by NoMagicMike (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY I WAS TOLD OFF 4 NOT HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN 4 A WOMAN BEHIND ME AT WORK!! YESTERDAY I WAS INFORMD THAT CHIVALRY IS OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN, AS IT IMPLIES THAT THEY ARE NOT EQUAL TO MEN!! I CAN'T WIN!! FML

#19774183
189 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm - misc - by JohnBlack (man) - United States

Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

#19611188
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34683) - you deserved it (5282)

On 05/12/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by rj - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever and really sick. I askd fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

#19568325
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42723) - you deserved it (2679)

On 05/03/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by Turnipseed3 - United States



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