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SoulWolf

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 576
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About SoulWolf : Guy from NYC. AHS, TWD, GoT, LOTR, etc basically. Video games are there as well. High school. Um, two dogs. I guess that's about it for me. I'm friendly as well so d:

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SoulWolf's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

#15174885
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50210) - you deserved it (4682)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by FFFFF- (man) - Singapore

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

#15174251
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31885) - you deserved it (5713)

On 03/02/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to explain to my one person on my staff why having kids aged 6 to 9 hammering in screws with the butt end of a screwdriver is neither safe, nor a good idea. FML

#15170872
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20707) - you deserved it (2630)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:22am - work - by AntiBobTheBuilder (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML

#15169301
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23878) - you deserved it (8158)

On 03/01/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by thelunarwolf -

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

#15052365
396 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7254) - you deserved it (96491)

On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

#15051714
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46078) - you deserved it (18214)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Infected (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me, telling me she's pregnant. FML

#15038922
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11410) - you deserved it (42587)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML

#15036556
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31958) - you deserved it (6237)

On 02/19/2011 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Username - China

Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

#15036235
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28530) - you deserved it (8024)

On 02/19/2011 at 2:20am - love - by PlayboyBunny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

#15035621
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32068) - you deserved it (5212)

On 02/19/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

#15024554
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39710) - you deserved it (4298)

On 02/18/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML

#15021227
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26686) - you deserved it (7058)

On 02/17/2011 at 10:02pm - misc - by justmyluck? -

Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

#15016068
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45940) - you deserved it (5367)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by fmylife117 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

#15015592
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11212) - you deserved it (32808)

On 02/17/2011 at 12:29pm - misc - by Whatever479 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

#15015231
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32326) - you deserved it (2861)

On 02/17/2011 at 11:33am - animals - by Aled (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)



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