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Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22555) - you deserved it (2498)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by Smart - United States

Today, my sister told me that she read that the pain of giving birth is equal to the pain of breaking 20 bones at once. I'm 19 weeks pregnant. FML

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252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20280) - you deserved it (4667)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:21am - health - by ouch - United States

Today, I told my husband that I wanted him to stay sober during the week. He responded by saying he wanted me to be a supermodel during the week. FML

#17755758
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22628) - you deserved it (8582)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:15am - love - by brinn - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

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179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25139) - you deserved it (5296)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)



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