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Today, mah boyfriend askd me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stard at him, he addd, ( Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious. ) mega FML

#17845836
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23644) - you deserved it (3238)

On 09/27/2011 at 4:28am - health - by toughbf (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THE REASON Y MAH THERAPIST WAS SO NICE TO ME ALL OF THE TIME. APPARENTLY, SHE IS AFRAID THAT I'M GOING TO STAB HER IF SHE PISSE ME OFF. FML

#17845036
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24165) - you deserved it (5180)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today , my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we r in a relationship on Facebook!! mega FML

#17834282
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30671) - you deserved it (5308)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm - love - by lexyloo - United States (Florida)

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is fir kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I putted the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
565 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29204) - you deserved it (17345)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. mega FML

#17827650
276 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Eric Moore - United States (Texas)

Today , mah father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts , then askd if I'd lyk some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

#17826204
83 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 12:17am - work - by ouch. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, lyk every day, I walked into my office an was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air!! My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger an milkshakes fir breakfast, no matter wat his body tells him!!

#17822826
189 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 5:34pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
102 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, after five long yeres of having been together, mah boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29130) - you deserved it (4479)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today... Professor Snappd An Told Me That I Know Nothing... That Everything I've Ever Lerend Is Wrong... An That All Of Former Teachers Should Be Shot. Fat FML

#17804951
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28139) - you deserved it (4578)

On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today,hile in heavy traffic on the highway, a motorcyclist managed to t-bone my car. He picked himself up, glanced at the side of my car, and quickly drove off, all in the space of a few seconds. I just got an expensive paint job on this thing. FML

#17778728
48 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 4:35am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

2day while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulld a snowboard behind it. When I trid to stop them, they ran me over. FML

#17777844
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23328) - you deserved it (3663)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:09am - work - by Branman2480 - United States (New York)

Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (8498)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah grlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17864) - you deserved it (48540)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

yesterday I had a graded performance in my drama class . I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room . I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape" . The thin glass smashed . Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood . FML

#17757780
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22052) - you deserved it (8513)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:18pm - health - by anonymous - United Kingdom (West Sussex)



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