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About Soonergirl92 : I'm Heather. I like dressage, painting, reading, rock climbing, and traveling. I'm a freshman in college, double majoring in International Studies and Pre-Pharmacy. Anything else? Ask. (:

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Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML


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On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML


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On 01/20/2010 at 6:19pm - health - by M_Kclift1994 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML


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On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML


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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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