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Soonergirl92
  • Town/Country : United States
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About Soonergirl92 : I'm Heather. I like dressage, painting, reading, rock climbing, and traveling. I'm a freshman in college, double majoring in International Studies and Pre-Pharmacy. Anything else? Ask. (:

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Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
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I agree, your life sucks (4208) - you deserved it (14748)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20207) - you deserved it (7473)

On 01/20/2010 at 6:19pm - health - by M_Kclift1994 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23930) - you deserved it (30644)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7561) - you deserved it (55074)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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